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Alexandra. 16. In love. Masshole. Stretched lobes.
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timoodles:

there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts

there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police

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SORRY MA’AM, YOU’RE UNDER ARREST. TOO MUCH MAYO.

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